by Justin Mic June 13, 2004
when you are too drunk to get and maintain an erection during sex, and later have to beat off in the bathroom shamefully in order to avoid blue balls
"i tried to fuck michelle after housing that bottle of jagermeister but got some heinous whiskey dick. so later i had to get in a quick shame spank in the shower."
by traverserionic July 10, 2005
When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.
by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017
i'm just off to spank the monkey
by dum di dum September 12, 2006
by tonyfamous October 04, 2010
Noun
A mental repository of sexual images used for the purpose of helping to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sexual relations.
A mental repository of sexual images used for the purpose of helping to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sexual relations.
I was fucking this chic last night and it was so hot that I had to store the images in my Spank Box for later.
by segways July 27, 2007
This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011