Spanish furnace

You and your buddies go and eat a shit ton of Spanish food then proceed to fart in eachothers mouths and ignite the flatulance
Jordan gives the best Spanish furnace’s ,dev now has 2nd degree burns on his lips and alex has no eyebrows
by Alexandevo July 04, 2018
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Spanish fruitcake

A Spanish guy who is flaming.
"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."
by SatansDucky December 14, 2017
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spanish omlette

When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.
Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.
by Dubbaj August 02, 2006
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spanish nose

the art of placing ones nose in the anal cavity of someone else and exhaling. called so since many spanish people were thought to have performed this during the revolution
Pedro spanished nosed Juan last night in my bed
by Jasvk May 13, 2003
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doin it spanish

the best damned dodgeball team at clemson university
"Dude, we totally got our asses kicked by Doin It Spanish."
by Gunter March 16, 2005
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Spanish Jungle

A phrase used by someone who is perplexed, but cannot find the right curse words to express their anger.
John - "Honey, I think it is time we see other people"
Jane - "Urgh!! Spanish Jungle!"
by C.P.C. September 10, 2010
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Spanish Teacher

Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.
"Ewww, Kathryn, I hate mrs. 'I need a makeover desperately'," exclaimed Mollie.

"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.

"But of course!" said Mollie.

"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.
by Mollie and Kathryn May 27, 2004
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