shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

sheman

seman somehow ejaculated by a woman

dude we were doing it and she shot sheman at me

by shexymidget June 25, 2008

Schemania

A beautiful young woman with no ass.

Schemania, your ass is flat as an ironing board.

by Yojflo October 24, 2011

shemare

super handsome great in bed never dies a virgin always has someone to talk to very great conversation starter a genius and very long things

he looks like a shemare

by im.the.man_ September 1, 2017

scheming with that Keenan

“scheming with that Keenan“

is used to reference taking part in illicit activities with a firearm. Scheming is short for scamming or hustling in a crooked fashion.
Keenan is slang for gun and sometimes specifically a Kalashnikov rifle or AK47 rifle, reason behind this is the word Keenan starts with K which is another slang term for the AK47.

Slime 1
“Hey slime where have you been all week “

Slime 2
“Man you know I was in the trap scheming with that Keenan”

Slime 1
“Word? Yea bro I feel it, I was riding around the trap servin in my Slab with that Keenan underneath me”

by KilogramSam October 5, 2020

Schemey

Like a miniature scheme, only cooler

Plural form: schemies

Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?

Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.

by Heckyeabuddy January 24, 2023

Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008