Captain Sober 

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.

Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.

Captain Sober by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011

Oregon Sober 

Derived from the term California Sober or “Cali Sober,” which is when an individual in sobriety continues to use marijuana - Oregon Sober means the individual is abstinent from all drugs illegal in the state of Oregon. Which as of November 10, 2020 when (Measure 110 was passed) is no drugs. So it means an individual currently uses drugs.

Jimmy went to rehab, got 30 days sober, then decided to be Cali Sober, now he’s Oregon Sober… smh

Oregon Sober by Magic Mike & The Big D June 7, 2021

Slim Sober 

Marshall Mathers after he went to re-hab and decided to cut back on rapping as his evil alter ego, Slim Shaddy. Eminem's new album, The Recovery. Clean Shady.

Justin: Hey I got the Recovery.
Johnny: Oh, you mean the new Slim Sober album?

Slim Sober by Dr. Kazoo August 9, 2010

Soda sober 

Freeing oneself from the sugary and carbonated holds of drinking soda; commonly occurs when one makes an attempt to be healthier or lose weight.

See soder/sodaber

Me: I've been soda sober for 5 months!

Dillon: Wow! You haven't had a soda in that long? I'm proud of you!

Soda sober by Lelalelalela August 9, 2012

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk) 

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk) by babybird! December 17, 2008

Sexually Sober 

The state of not being horny; not sexually aroused.

Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!

Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.

Sexually Sober by nevo17209 June 14, 2009

Lemon Sober 

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

Lemon Sober by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011