any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable
"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*
by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 2, 2018

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When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys
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Similar to California sober, a person who is Vegas sober only uses cocaine, sometimes cannabis as well. They do not drink alcohol, hence “sober.”
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