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soberable

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable
"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*
by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 2, 2018
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New York Sober

When an individual does not smoke marijuana, but partakes in any and all other substancew.
- "Do you smoke weed?"
- "No, I'm New York Sober... I'll take a bump though!"
by Shnrx June 20, 2024
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super sober

When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys
I have have six talks online, I’m super sober
by Jeanines plus1 September 4, 2022
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Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.
"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"
by JaMcDP June 27, 2025
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New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.
Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"
by veasman November 12, 2022
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East St louis sober

Where you can smoke crack and claim clean time.
East St louis sober I stopped doing heroin and start smoking crack.
by Smokingweedissober March 2, 2025
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vegas sober

Similar to California sober, a person who is Vegas sober only uses cocaine, sometimes cannabis as well. They do not drink alcohol, hence “sober.”
I blacked out last weekend so I’m going Vegas sober next time we go out.
by S. Maryjane May 1, 2024
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