Snerpstra

An obese girl who is known for knowing men that magically slip from her vagina, into her anal cavity.

Holy shit is that a Snerpstra?

Yeah man that Snerpstra got owned, no wonder she has no friends.

by The Lolz-Team January 18, 2009

shemp slap

When you get slapped so hard across the head or face that your hair get's messed up.

Look at Cory's hair, he just got shemp slapped.

by dark1san February 8, 2010

Sneepoo

To sneeze and a bit of excrement comes out, this is closely followed by waddling off in a penguin type way in search of the nearest bathroom facility.

Related to the Coupoo in which coughing results in excrement coming out.

Person 1: *sneeze* Oh God
Person 2: You just sneepood!
Person 1 waddling down the street in penguin type way.

by person242 March 19, 2010

semperize

to perpetuate; to make something last for a long period of time.

If you work for the welfare of your country, your reputation will get semperized.

by uttam maharjan March 26, 2010

Seempa

a dark chocolate athletic transvestite

girl:Seempa!

boy: yes

girl: Nuk! (milk)

by DEFININTIONMANG March 28, 2010

Snump

A combination of snubbed and dumped.

Chimpy the chump got snumped, but he's ok with that, he's got other friends.

The plump frump gets pumped in his lumpy rump by a schlumpy mugwump, so his snumps don't really make the chump grumpy.

On Mondays, he and the schlumpy mugwump go mumping at the cemetery, and on Fridays, the schlumpy mugwump and the plump frump with the lumpy rump spend all day flumping, then cumping over their clumped dumps after
the plump frump blumpkins the schlumpy mugwump.

by Snumpy November 5, 2012

sempla-fi

I love our Marines, but this is the one Marine in particular that is the dumbass of the group. The one who needs explanation of every detail in every situation.
The one who basis his only value and identity being enlisted in the USMC.
The drunk guy at the bar you have to pull aside and explain for 45 minutes why he can't kill people for looking at him funny.
The one who constantly preaches K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid)
The guy that hasn't served in the USMC in over 20 years but always claims "once a Marine, always a Marine" or "Former Marine".
The one who demands perfection but is far from it!

Im a "devil dawg". Oh yeah? When did you serve? "30 years ago in Vietnam." you mean you were a devildawg?? "Former Devil Dawg son, get it straight." ok , let me Sempla-Fi something for you. Vietnam ended in the 70's

by SecondGlance May 2, 2014