A person that talks about himself in a third-person point of view. Plays soccer and sucks really bad at it like the big dick he has in his mouth when he wakes up every morning. He thinks he can beat people up but grappling and screaming stupid catch phrases isn't a form of fighting. Stalks all his friends and makes sure that they pretend to like him in return or else he'll look bad in front of women he will never get with.
by Numba1gurl October 31, 2014
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Dominican is a loose translation that means dog of Spain it is a byword placed on the tribe of Simeon to conceal their heritage and identity.
by Romans9 November 30, 2018
Get the Simeon mug.A siege retard is someone who watches the RussianBadger and hentai(particularly loli) instead of actually playing the game is terrible at the game says he's as good as actual players copies every casual stray ever (never gotten a clip worthy round)
by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019
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by very lucky guy123 April 28, 2020
Get the simes mug.Simen is a very sexy man with fucking gigantic muscles, he typically lives in Norway/Lappland and is the most handsome boy in the town. He loves children especially the small ones that's very underage. He can be spotted outside the children school and kindergarden. Some times he brings his van and put them in his basement.
Did you see Simen took those children in his van, i could hear them screen.
Shimen have sooo big saftig cock
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by Nibbemann69 June 1, 2022
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