wet shovel 

a 8=============D, or to show up at a person's house in a panda suit and beat the shit out of them with a wet shovel

hey ladies, want a wet shovel?

r u high? u wanna die? ill kill ur family!

I wet shoveled your mom last night

adam just got wet shoveled

wet shovel by BYG twitch September 14, 2010

Grab a shovel. 

Used to tell other people that 'We should leave,' generally allowing another party to itself.

Useful when the situation may be uncomfortable and the speaker wishes to ease some tension by getting everyone out of the area in a somewhat strange, awkward, or distracting way, thereby taking some the attention away from what the uncomfortable party may be dealing with.

Hey everyone! Grab a shovel. Let's go dig. I'm only one skull short of a musketeers reunion.

Grab a shovel. by amebrig September 11, 2011

To get on the shovel like a ninja 

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.

''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''

To get on the shovel like a ninja by Fernandito manzo November 28, 2011

soviet butt shovel 

The sexual act that involves two women on all fours backed up to each other butt-to-butt. A male then inserts his penis in to one girls butt and his balls in the other girls butt.

The advanced move requires both girls to clench around the their respective male members and crawl in opposite directions.

Hey Josh, can you wife come over tonight? Susan and I want to experiment with a soviet butt shovel and we need a second girl. You can hold the camera!

soviet butt shovel by BreakBeatDrums October 4, 2015

Shit shovel 

The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick

Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night

Shit shovel by Fapper July 6, 2014

Seneca Shovel 

Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.

I didn't have anything to serve for the potluck, so I gave her Taco Bell, and made a Seneca Shovel

Seneca Shovel by Nemaha Valley Butt Caper December 25, 2007

Irish mud shovel

Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.

Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.

Irish mud shovel by Steadlur December 21, 2022