shlomsky

uber-padder; likes to get it on with moxin

"that uber-padder shlomsky just banged moxin"

by eko286th February 13, 2003

shlomsky

lying SOB trying to smack down eko286th for the nice guy he is

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by shlomsky February 13, 2003

shoemenders

something thats extremely crap. derived from an english saying "cobblers". can be shortened to "shoe"

"that film was a load of shoemenders"
"that car over there is a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 11, 2003

shoemo

Abbreviated version of Shoemosexual. See Shoemosexual.
One who is not gay, but wears nice shoes so often that he may be confused for a homosexual.
Akin to what Homo is to Homosexual.

Hey man... that guy is wearing prada shoes... What a fag! "I'm not gay! I'm just a Shoemo!"

by Justin R. Mayfield May 5, 2006

Shkoom

A word that is becoming very popular in New York.
To "Shkoom" someone is a N.Y. prank that means walking up to some random person, kiss them, and say "Hey Mom/Dad!", and insist no matter WHAT they say.

I Shkoomed John Doe yesterday.

by Ze Muffinman Rules September 11, 2008

shoemiliate

to utterlt humiliate someone by means of hideous shoes.

Shoemiliated Person: Dude, my parents got me these fugly shoes for my birthday, and everyone WATCHED me open them too. They just love to shoemiliate me.

by kitty Lopez October 11, 2008

shloomer

The longest fry in your french fry carton.

I went to Mickey Dee's and my brother saved the shloomer as his last french fry.

by TeeDee7 October 18, 2008