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pumpkin shitter

An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)
“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”
by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019
mugGet the pumpkin shittermug.

logay shitter

Someone who is really bad at videogames. Usually will choke in most situations.
Gamer1: dude it was a 3v1 your such a logay shitter.
gamer2: whats a logay shitter?
by SirVoss April 28, 2021
mugGet the logay shittermug.

Shitter vape

A vape usually stronger in scent to cover the smell of shit
Babe hand me my shitter vape I need to go bathroom
by Lotto Croteau March 15, 2023
mugGet the Shitter vapemug.

Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”
by Findingchemo July 2, 2019
mugGet the Bag Shittermug.

Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.
by Bracastyle November 9, 2018
mugGet the Conch Shittermug.

volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo
Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔
by Volvo x April 21, 2022
mugGet the volvo shittermug.

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
mugGet the shitter sensemug.

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