Shegasum Schmugah

A girl who left looking like a girl, and came back looking like pamela anderson!!

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a girl who has some schmugah (aka: weird/junk in trunk/mean)

"whoa man, Shegasum Schmugah over the summer"

"Shegasum Schmuga...so she can't get a date"

by ChucHU and shakuikui November 6, 2008

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sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

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shema

Jewish prayer; men pray to thank God that they weren't born women.

'I have to go Shema, Thank God I wasn't born a woman'

by Yeshua October 28, 2007

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purple sherman

1. (n.) every one has one. a derilect friend - one who insists on saving his farts, boogers and other bodily discharges in small sample jars and then "sprinkling" them on you when you visit. he (and rarely, she) is always the one going to the dancefloor to 'shake the dice' with a partner he could never close the deal with until his underwear is shredded to a barely recognizable state.

oh shit, adam's coming over?? he is such a purple sherman...

by ayemcee January 13, 2008

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