Man, I was snapperized by that bitch!
by tippy lee September 19, 2004
Get the snapperized mug.The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
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They invade spaces made for and by adults & yet can't understand why said adults don't want them around so they make an effort to exclude them from their own space.
They flood abuse tip lines with reports of child abuse, yet the "Child" in question is anime girl from a series that came out 6 years before they themselves were conceived.
And if you live in a country where your queer identity could get you excommunicated from your family and in most cases killed under extreme religious prejudice; your fellow queers can and WILL ensure that you are directly in harms way.
They're capable of the most vitriolic, abhorrent, unhinged behavior from harassment to sending unsolicited gore and/or abuse material of children (don't be alarmed, this is for the benefit of all children; they care, you know?).Despite being lower than cow excrement in terms of intelligence and worth; outside of the interweb you have nothing to fear.
An anti-shipper with almost never pose a threat to you physically.
Do understand that all of this "Attitude" and puritanical crusade is merely for online praise and validation; Even people with the IQ of Lennie from 'Of Mice And Men' know that repeating their words in real life would most definitely end in them laid out.
They invade spaces made for and by adults & yet can't understand why said adults don't want them around so they make an effort to exclude them from their own space.
They flood abuse tip lines with reports of child abuse, yet the "Child" in question is anime girl from a series that came out 6 years before they themselves were conceived.
And if you live in a country where your queer identity could get you excommunicated from your family and in most cases killed under extreme religious prejudice; your fellow queers can and WILL ensure that you are directly in harms way.
They're capable of the most vitriolic, abhorrent, unhinged behavior from harassment to sending unsolicited gore and/or abuse material of children (don't be alarmed, this is for the benefit of all children; they care, you know?).Despite being lower than cow excrement in terms of intelligence and worth; outside of the interweb you have nothing to fear.
An anti-shipper with almost never pose a threat to you physically.
Do understand that all of this "Attitude" and puritanical crusade is merely for online praise and validation; Even people with the IQ of Lennie from 'Of Mice And Men' know that repeating their words in real life would most definitely end in them laid out.
Normal Person: "Oh boy, I enjoy this series. And these two character are very cute drawn together in my opinion! This media helps with my trauma! I hope not a single anti shipper interacts with this drawing that I made because that would be foolish to engage in media that you personally hate! I wouldn't do it, and I assume this simple common sense is common! Yep, that would be very stupid!"
Anti: "Halt! How dare you consume media that I personally think everyone should despise. Just for that, I'm going to spam your inbox with animal gore and make 25 sock puppet accounts to harass you. You're just like your abuser, and you should die. Did I mention that I am a well adjust 14-year-old child with no parental guidance or supervision?"
Normal Person: "...I can tell."
Anti: "Halt! How dare you consume media that I personally think everyone should despise. Just for that, I'm going to spam your inbox with animal gore and make 25 sock puppet accounts to harass you. You're just like your abuser, and you should die. Did I mention that I am a well adjust 14-year-old child with no parental guidance or supervision?"
Normal Person: "...I can tell."
by TheBaldursGateGuardian October 26, 2022
Get the Anti Shipper mug.Its like being racist except to people who ship different things. Like Elounor shippers might be shipperest to Larry shipper s by saying that Larry is a load of shit and isnt real even though it obviously is. Or Haylor shippers (not that any of them even exist because if you did ship haylor a. you need serious mental help and b. you have no idea how to ship the right people together.) disrespecting Harry Styles with someone else.
It is also disrespecting other peoples opinions on who they ship (like thier OTP (Never offend anyones OTP because you could end up dead, or worse).
No one should be shipperest because everyone deserves an opinion (even though their opinions could be wrong)
It is also disrespecting other peoples opinions on who they ship (like thier OTP (Never offend anyones OTP because you could end up dead, or worse).
No one should be shipperest because everyone deserves an opinion (even though their opinions could be wrong)
Elounor shipper: Larry shippers are bitches (being shipperest)
or
Larry shippers: Elounor shippers obviously don't know who to ship (again, being shipperest)
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Haylor shippers (like I said they are very rare people): Any one who ship Harry and (insert any name) have no common sense (even though Harry is better off without Taylor because she was a bitch to him) (being the most shipperest of all)
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Larry shippers: Elounor shippers obviously don't know who to ship (again, being shipperest)
or
Haylor shippers (like I said they are very rare people): Any one who ship Harry and (insert any name) have no common sense (even though Harry is better off without Taylor because she was a bitch to him) (being the most shipperest of all)
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