service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

by B-rizzle September 16, 2019

Servicers

Servicer's explains all Business for Big to Small, weather you like a cake baked or your table fix.

Gezz we need a cabnetmaker and a cake baked, so we can have pigs bum and duck under the table.
go to ozservicers.net their all there Australia wide.

by Sci-fi July 18, 2020

Servitophobia

The Latin term for fear of being enslaved, being forced into submission. Islam is the arabic word for submission, thus the proper Latin term for "fear of islam" is not islamophobia but Servitophobia.

People who don't want to be enslaved by ignorant dark age savages exhibit Servitophobia.

by Dakawn Vick May 15, 2021

studsomer service

The act of flirting with your customers to get a bigger tip.

Isaiah earned an extra large tip by giving his client a little added studsomer service.

by tarrantboy November 30, 2009

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015