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Senioritis

noun. A functional disorder usually affecting high school and college seniors "close" to graduation. Symptoms include : laziness, apathy, mass consumption of McDonald's and Americanized Mexican food, wasting large quantities of time on facebook, Instagram and Twitter, narcolepsy, absence of school materials, depression thinking about the next four years of school, diarrhea from eating too much Americanized Mexican food, loss of purpose, excessive partying and beer pong, reckless sexual behavior, sweat pants, beanies, non-matching socks (or shoes), non- aggressive aggressiveness towards school, nappy hair, ridiculous procrastination, neglect of hygienic activities, catching up on sleep, average GPA dropping by one or more points, dehydration and increased urination from binge drinking.
I got on my computer to do chemistry homework, but then I went to urban dictionary to see if my lack of motivation in anything was senioritis.
I found out I have senioritis, so then instead of doing my chemistry homework, I wrote the bajillionth definition of senioritis on urban dictionary.
I now had time to do my chemistry homework, but proceeded to edit my definition of senioritis on urban dictionary instead.
by Choborr November 30, 2014
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Dracut Senior High School

Dracut Senior High School is the final stop on your way through the Dracut school system. It is located on Lakeview Ave. The school consists of excellent teachers for the most part. The female population consist of sluts, goths, band geeks, wannabes, and art freaks. The male population consists of jocks, meat-heads, goths, wannabes, geeks, assholes, pot heads, and scholars. Regardless of your social status almost every student is an alcoholic. During lunch the cafeteria is one huge stereotype e.g. the cool table, the goth table, the band table, the loser table, the freshmen table, the football team's table ext. The most popular thing to do on a Friday night at Dracut High is to attend a football game and to drink alcohol before, during, and after the game. Dracut High is a 98% white and if you are a black student you will either become very popular or unknown.
You slept with a Dracut Senior High School girl? You better go to the clinic.

What are you doing friday night? I'm going to the football game with you and were going to get fucked up!

Come sit next to me at lunch. I can't everyone at your tble hates me.
by Drewski978 February 8, 2010
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sergio

one who is DTF and is ahmazing in bedd and a popualr sexy man. everyone wants him!! and needs him!!!!
guy:hey its sergio!! why is he so popular??

guy2: i want to smurgie him
by jaqulyn1234 August 17, 2011
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serious relationship

When a girl can find a guy that will actually stick around and prove that he truely loves her instead of getting the one an only thing typical guys want, and disappearing...
Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you a serious relationship with Jax.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.'
by Froglove85 June 21, 2012
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why so serious?

A very popular tagline for the movie "The Dark Knight". The phrase has achieved a level of popularity, earning it spots as an internet meme, several XBOX Live account names, and something for 13 year olds to put in their signatures on forums to be scary and angsty.

By the year 2018, this will be the new "Where's the Beef?!"
20 Years After the Dark Knight...

Person 1: Remember that dumbass who got "why so serious?" tattooed on his shoulder?

Person 2: Yeah, what a dork.
by gamegenie2k July 26, 2009
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Senior Tag

I game played at many Ohio schools by the graduating seniors near the years end. If you are soaked with a water gun outside of schools your out. The only way to be safe is strip to your underwear when your out in public.
Justin: Hey dude! You pumped for senior tag?

Alek: Yeah man, love that badass competition.
by thecoolcoolkiddd June 3, 2011
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serious as a heart attack

To show that you are serious, and not joking.
Person A: Did you hear that Gordo is gay!
Person B: No way, are you serious?
Person A: I'm as serious as a heart attack!
by AndrewMartini June 23, 2008
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