natural screen 

When smoking marijuana, a piece of the nug is broken off and squished flat. It is then placed at the bottom of the bowl to block the shake from getting sucked through, while still providing airflow.

Maximizes your weed.

Another tip is (if you see a trail of smoke coming from the bowl) to cap it and cut off oxygen so the cherry stops burning. Otherwise extra THC is burnt off and wasted.

The carb must be blocked for non-water pipes.

Hey don't suck that shit through I don't have a natural screen.

I'm glad I read about natural screens on urban dictionary cuz it's been saving me lots of sticky.

natural screen by notmyrealhandle April 26, 2011

bong screen 

the screen is the guaze or mesh in the bowl of the bong which stops the cherry falling down the tube, but allows smoke through. should be cleaned or changed when it becomes dirty or charred.

when i pack a fresh bowl i clean the bong screen (cypress hill - hits from the bong)

bong screen by dug October 7, 2006

main screen 

Something that needs to be turned on to see "CATS" an intergallactic Nazi.

Main screen turn on!

main screen by Tookar April 13, 2005

Speed Screen 

Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.

A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.

The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.

Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.

Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.

Speed Screen by captmurk November 14, 2013

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane 

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

blue screen 

Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.

Ha ha... You got a blue screen.

blue screen by Chandler900 January 7, 2008

kill screen 

In some classic arcade video games such as Donkey Kong and Pac Man, a programming error causes the screen to freeze or act strangely ... this unintended, last, high score-limiting screen is the kill screen.

My PC just froze up ... it's showing the PowerPoint kill screen.

kill screen by Marc Gervaise June 2, 2008