I understand that Scissors can
beat Paper, and I get how Rock can
beat Scissors, but there'
s no fucking way Paper can
beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can'
t paper do this to people? Why isn'
t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can'
t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.