schwanze

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

by Chelmsley March 17, 2004

Schwinged

To be turned on, aroused, intimidated sexually

When Dave first saw Hetty, he was schwinged!

by ~*AnGeLbAbE*~ February 26, 2003

schwingage

wen u do something cool, like score a hot chick, or get some sick air, u say schwing, and cool things r schwingage

dude, major schwingage!!

by shayne July 31, 2004

schwanster

Another term for the word penis.

Girl: I think that he has a huge schwanster.
Mom: That is your dad.

by ------------------------------- January 10, 2008

Schwandered

Verb.
The act of having your girlfriend taken

I was with her for 4 years and I got Schwandered.

by wvratchet November 17, 2009

Schwag Friend

Schwag Friend - (n) 1. a disposable friend you dont invest too much emotional value in 2. the friend who is the equivalent of the bag of really bad weed you just put at the back of the stash cuz you only want to smoke the good shit, Schwag in case of emergency ONLY

Dude 1 - should we invite your roommate

Dude 2 - nah, we're not really close to the point where we hang out

1 - why not?

2 - hes just a Schwag Friend

1 - oh dude i totally understand

by tbchef May 5, 2010

Schwag

Straight up poop, usually costing less per ounce then a standard quarter of K.B. would; Brown in color and generally flavorless also containing high numbers of seed and stems. You may expect to cop this off of a high school-er (if your that guy), however for the rest of us whom have standards, would rather have sex with a belt sander.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see mark trying to pawn that Schwag off on me?"
Bro 2: "No dude, but did you tell him you'd rather fuck a belt sander?"
Bro 1: "Oh fuck yeah, straight 80 grit."

by M.C. Creep aka the real DEAN October 2, 2012