schmuck

Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.

"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"

by KingofSchmuck March 3, 2009

Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.

Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."

by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013

schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect

Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.

by Le Schmuck December 28, 2005

schucked out

To have the best time of your life and have everyone else be jealous that they can't get there.

Scotty is so lucky he can get schucked out whenever he wants. I wish I had his life.

by Schucked Out May 9, 2008

schuckle

A black man giving a heart transplant to a squid.

That man is schuckleling, What a hero!

by Rydotra October 22, 2020

nebraskan corn schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his public hair.

The ithe day Sally gave me the ol Nebraskan Corn Schucker, and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd August 9, 2024

Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024