schmackling

Two female dogs taking turns humping each other.

"Look at those bitches schmackling!"

by Steve erkle November 28, 2014

Schmalmacke

Pronunciation: sh-mall-mack
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.

"I'm so ashamed."
"Why?"
"I accidentally ran over a schmalmacke ;(."

by the 3rd angel May 6, 2016

Schmalshof

Utilized best in place as the word fuck. Great around children.

What the schmalshof are you doing?

by Needs ABloodyMary September 17, 2016

schlage

When you're high as fuck and are too lazy to get up or do anything for anyone

Oh my god, stop being a Schlage!

by Shlagedong August 19, 2017

schagambi

(noun)- A word that your boy Gunn has made up and doesn't have any other meaning besides that.

I made up the word schagambi.

by cokeacoladrinker September 12, 2017

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017

Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.

Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"

by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017