fart salad

When more than one fart shares a confined area.

Our farts just tossed a fart salad

by godz_comic November 4, 2017

the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel

"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."

by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007

Asian Salad

When a man ejaculates on a hairy Asian woman's vagina and then proceeds to eat her out.

Sam had the best Asian Salad last night at the party.

by bootysmasher3000 June 24, 2015

Potato Salad

a salad made with potatoes. PRETTY TASTY!

Potatoes with a salad, who woulda thought of that??

Guy 1: Hey man i made potato salad!
Guy 2: SICK BRO!

by 1 Cool Guy February 26, 2020

grimsby salad

the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.

'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'

by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

English Country Salad

A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.

The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.

"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."

"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."

Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.

by Dexter Graves October 27, 2010

toss salad

The licking or eating in and around the ass.

Baby, that ass is so fine that I'm gonna toss your salad. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your sweet ass.

by Fetish January 29, 2003