saddlehorn

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

sadder

when you feel more sad than sad. tis a very lovely yet lonely feeling and is shared by one and all. including the bunnies.

-oh my golly gee, it seems that i've lost my diamonds amongst my pile of hundred dollar bills!!
- aww, that's sadder than sad.

by crazydutchkiller April 4, 2005

cow saddle

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.

Check out Gertrude's new cow saddle, it looks good on her and now she can be ridden.

by Waldo Cunningham May 20, 2010

saddlebagging

Pornographic film genre involving busty nude women riding mechanical bulls. Saggy labias and breasts are usually preferred by the genre's devotees.

'Saddlebagging 3: The Battle of Bull Run' was a great erotic film!

by T-Trash Ho December 25, 2007

Saddam's Revenge

n. slang; three or more days of sickness typically experienced within the first two weeks of regularly eating in a KBR dining facility in Iraq. Symptoms include explosive diarrhea, nausea, abdominal/bowl cramping, fatigue, loss of appetite, and headache due to dehydration. Suspected culprits are the fresh sliced vegetables. Other proponents suggest its the bodies adjustment period to new pathogens found in Iraq plus upheaval due to a diet transition and air travel.

"Sir, I can't come in to work today; its Saddam's Revenge."

by Kid Montana January 19, 2010

The Saddam Hussein

A rare but unique sex maneuver that includes towels, rugs, and mustard being applied to the body, with obnoxiously loud Muslim music playing in the background to set the mood.

Man last night I met this amazingly sexy Muslim chick, but when we got back to my flat, she said she wanted to perform "The Saddam Hussein" on me... I shut her out before she even stepped in the door!

by jZampage January 16, 2008

saddamize

the act of sticking a sharp object, preferably a knife or possibly shooting a bullett up saddam's ass after the US captures him.

Saddam Hussein got saddamized

by JAST March 23, 2003