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Midland runner

Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?

Guy 2: what about her?

Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.

Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
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Uckidy Runner

Guy that "runs his uck" on females
yo bro im about to go to a girl crib nbs
rd bro run ya uckidy
"uckidy runner"
by six7even November 3, 2022
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kite runner

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence
1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"
by Lucitanas August 9, 2007
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Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.
1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.
by Captain Romance April 26, 2010
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Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
by yipplezz October 23, 2010
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reniers

good morning starshine, the earth says hello. a girl who lives with a nanny, has no grams and thrives off of xox
The reniers couldn't wait until she got her chance with a teacher known as B-dawg. She followed him home, tried to get grams and he pushed her away.
by bri jonis December 9, 2007
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Rum Runners

Small fishing hole located in ghetto Fairborn, Ohio. Lots of mudfish, swamp donkeys, and turtle pork hangout there.
We were just riding around.. ended up at Rum Runners. The next day i have herpes and my wallet is missing. Pretty sure i fought a Baron or two also..
by Drunkjacob January 3, 2010
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