rent a rolph

To rent linen or a portable loo from a member of the rent a rolph clan.

"Rent a rolph, how much to lay my table?"

by rent-a-rolph February 28, 2008

Ralph

If you have a friend named Ralph and he looks smart will he isn’t he is stupid in reality

A Ralph is a stupid person

by Maddison Woods October 12, 2019

The Ralph

this is when a man is having sex with a woman, from behind or "doggy style", and vomits on her back.

After a long night of drinking, Andrew did the Ralph to Danielle, passed out and cleaned up in the morning.

by Maverick33 July 11, 2011

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

Ralph

Adjective. Someone who is exceptionally fat, gay, and annoying.

V. (To Ralph) is to be very gay and annoying at the same time for an extended period of time.

Man he was Ralphing so hard yesterday I had to take a shit on his chest.

Damn he was Ralphing so bad yesterday, I kicked him in the nuts

by David Serodino May 5, 2007

Rolphing

To fondle the breasts of or try to finger a much younger girl. To molest.

Despite being a famous entertainer he finally got caught out rolphing young girls.

by Shaven haven June 11, 2014

ralph

Word used in place of any transitive verb, esp. in reference to coitus.

i'm going to ralph your mother tonight

by The Barnes March 11, 2005