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ranked jerkmate

The art of stroking it with precision and techniques unique to oneself in elite competition.
Aye bro hop on Ranked Jerkmate with me.
by GorillaMonkeyBalls February 3, 2025
mugGet the ranked jerkmatemug.

rank chaser

Enlisted Men or women who have sex with military senior enlisted NCO's or higher ranking officers.

Junior Enlisted service members who try to have relationships with higher ranking Soldiers so they get can get promoted quicker.

Hey I just had sex with a Captain in the ARMY! I'm totally getting promoted to Sergeant!
Hey I'm a rank chaser so I can get promoted quicker!
by DirtyDarry April 19, 2018
mugGet the rank chasermug.

rank whoring

When someone, who isn't homeless by any means, begs other to purchase a rank for them.
"You hear about SkyFlower rank whoring?"

"Again? What a rank whore"
by EzPzy February 2, 2020
mugGet the rank whoringmug.

Rank War

A war that consists of a series of attacks between 2 or more groups. In a rank war any weapon is acceptable, though the most popular weapon of choice are Rank Bombs, filled with fermented unrecognizable items/liquids. Only a few rank wars has happened, for a good reason.
Todd: oh god, did he just start a rank war
Zoe: he freaking did, what do we do?
Dave: RUN GODDAMN IT WHO KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN!
by An_endangered_species March 18, 2021
mugGet the Rank Warmug.

juss rank karen

eeeee, juss rank karen....she haz no business at the bead store tryin to pick up uncles
by Bellasa March 23, 2021
mugGet the juss rank karenmug.

Rank

When you are having a rant about an issue, while having a wank.
I hate algorithms.Its so rubbish, no one cares! Rank over!
by Buttons87 May 14, 2010
mugGet the Rankmug.

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