onion patch

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

by joeltfoster January 26, 2010

relief pitcher

(n) A vibrator or other sex toy a woman may resort to if her partner (the "starter") can't finish the job.

She was so frustrated -- she had her relief pitcher go for 18 innings.

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

patchen

A computer geek or a fan of dance music.

Oh man, He's such a patchen.

by andypandy123 May 9, 2007

sour patch dudes

cheap ass version of sour patch kids dont be fooled they suk!!!

did you get memy sour patch kids
no i went to the dollar store but i found these sour patch dudes
<<<chew chew>>>
these fuking blow i hate you mom

by james July 20, 2004

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

pitcher

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

highest pitch of voice

The highest attainable frequence of a spoken voice.

That dude from that party posessed the highest pitch of voice! Blood came out my nose!

by Ellis August 21, 2004