Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.
by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

One of the most prestigious artists in the world. Some of his most famous quotes include 'Esketit' and 'skrrrr'
His most famous song is Guchi Gung and has millions of followers on social media.
JK he has an IQ of a rock and is totally retarded #ESKET TITIES
His most famous song is Guchi Gung and has millions of followers on social media.
JK he has an IQ of a rock and is totally retarded #ESKET TITIES
by Tofu Pussy Slayer 1289 October 24, 2018

Bro, Me and John were out at the club on Saturday. We met up with some females and lets just say by the end of the night, we were pumping pink until the sun came up.
by Whale? February 24, 2015

When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.
Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:
A) Out of order
OR
B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
A) Out of order
OR
B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
by JBone007 June 17, 2009

by Big Trev’s fucked phrases February 23, 2019
