plateau

A place where rich kids roam. Everyone has new cars and expensive purses. The guys are a bunch of douchebags. Proud home of Safeway, Eastlake High and Saffron. Safeway is where it's at!

Those kids are sporting new coach bags. I wonder if they are from the plateau.

Because we live on the plateau we feel a need to hang around grocery stores all day.

by Lollipop1234 August 21, 2006

plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.

At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.

by sophie's mama October 11, 2005

texas hot plate

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation

That was an awesome texas hot plate

by jDog June 21, 2006

Mature Palate

A taste too refined for the common folk. Commonly finds food "rather bland" or "quite dull." The possessor of a mature palate would rather not waste his precious time eating normal food, as his tastes require that he drop upwards of a half-benjamin for such delicacies as frog legs and wild boar. the owner of a mature palate may also enjoy other things such as online shopping at Pottery Barn, coloring, or eating cum.

I believe you are in a state of jealousy of my mature palate.

by SlootersDough May 11, 2010

plate-egg

A childish term for a fried egg, as popularised by the famous street linguist Alison Johnson.

"I want a plate-egg."

by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007

palate rape

When you drink so many high ABV pastry stouts that your palate is destroyed and you can't taste anything after.

All of those Angry Chair stouts palate raped me and I couldn't even tell if the KBS Espresso was even any good.

by CeeDubbs December 23, 2019

Plate

Word used to define someone who flakes on a plan or says something and then does not do it.

Matthew: I’m gonna get plastered every night on this beach trip

*Second Night*

Matthew: I’m too tired tonight I think I’m just gonna pass out

Josh: Man I knew you were a plate

by TUTIMAN807 March 22, 2020