five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

publicist

Publicist is a euphemism for, white girl. It is typically used by black celebrities, who date white women, as a joking pretense that the white women with whom they might be seen are actual publicists.

I saw Terrance Howard and Jamie Foxx leaving the club last night with a couple of publicists.

by Hoopermazing April 13, 2009

Public Servant

one served by the public

Gee, I can't wait to see what new decrees, agencies, wars, and taxes our public servants in Washington crap out tomorrow!

by KAB Import, AB January 12, 2011

Public Forum

A relatively newer type of debate that gets dissed on by policy and LDer kids primarily because in Public Forum, you debate about current events, don't wear sweater vests, and actually have to use logic, sources, and speaking SKILLs to PERSUADE your judge.

Public Forum is meant to be a spectator event, meaning, unlike LD or Policy, you can't spam your judge and talk at 6 words a second. Policy, LD, and Congress kids usually diss PF, but end up getting raped when they try it because a normal person (i.e. your potential PF judge) doesnt want to see a short sweaty kid in a sweater vest talk about nuclear war caused by helping penguins and all other sorts of batshit not relevant to reality at a speed unfathonable to the human ear.

Side Note: PF kids might also be able to do sports and other athletic things because we dont research for 5 hours a day on the growing patterns of corn for the production of corn ethanol or some other policy shit. MEANING...we can probably kick your ass physically outside a round.

Policy Kid: "Public forum is so stupid! I'll try it at my next tournament and win!"
*After first PF round*
Policy Kid: "OW MY ASS!!!! I GOT RAPED IN THE ASSSSS! I DONT GET IT! I MINDLESS SPEWED RESEARCH AND MY OPPONENTS USED LOGIC AND BASIC INTELLIGENCE ACCESSIBLE TO AN EVERYDAY AMERICAN! HOW DID THEY WIN???"

by Policyisgay June 3, 2010

public fleshlight

A place where a man can go and enjoy some nice pootang in public. Generally out in the open.

Troy: dude I used the public fleshlight at the beach yesterday. Now I feel awesome!
Sam: Me too!!! fleshlight

by EnchantedOrangeSoda November 11, 2015

public school boy

Posh, rich, white boy who attends private school, know sometimes as public school in Great Britain. Usually a lad who buys cases of champagne for parties instead of wkd. Laughs at poor people or peasants

That new guy is such a public school boy

by British things March 26, 2016

PUBLISH OUR DINNER ONE

DONT BE MEAN U GUYS ARE BEING MEAN MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER, MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER.

U GUYS PLS PUBLISH OUR DINNER ONE IT WILL MAKE PONYO AND RAINI VERY HAPPY, ITS PONYOS BIRTHDAY TODAY I WANT MY DINNER ACCEPTED. MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER, MY DINNER MY DINNER MY DINNER.

by ponyo rodriguez August 6, 2019