punish the monkey

When someone performs fellatio and uses their teeth to bite down firmly but lovingly.

After several minutes of sucking and licking, she decided to punish the monkey.

by SammyFP November 10, 2020

anal punisher

The act in destroying ones anus with a vegatable or fruit

ricco anal punishered giovani.

by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014

Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.

You are quite the rowdy MNPA

by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004

PUBISAURUSREX

one who is very hairy downlow. AKA one who has a hairy vagina. and thats gross because no- one likes a hairy vagina. if you find yourself being a PUBISAURUSREX, shave that off. its gross. pretty soon youll become so hairy that your only friends will be dinosaurs because youll look like a caveman. the end.

I heard you banged Pamala, dude.!! HOW WAS SHE.?

Gross, man. She was a Pubisaurusrex.

by yourfaceeee August 1, 2006

punisher

Male masturbatory technique where you reaptedly punch yourself in the testicles with ure off hand

Dont ever try the punisher unlees you want to cum blood

by Tothmacher May 25, 2006

why arnt you publishing my words

attention bitches and ho's of urban dictionary publishing staff! you motherfuckers better start posting my words or ima gonna come and eat u through the penis/vagina or both if u have them!!

love kelsey

(why arnt you publishing my words... cause your a faggot!)

by doctor kelsey October 13, 2011

punishment

Something given by Mr. Roper - often involves drawing out a cartographical diagram in duplicate or triplicate.

"Ohhhhh that's it Mr. Roper, you tell him off"

"And if you think it's funny Dr. Hewitson you're punished as well! Do this map in duplicate you absolute shah!"

by TGKF August 7, 2004