A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020

Proper Nuff

A way of descibing someone as good.

That penis is proper nuff.

by UrBaNgAnGsTa March 30, 2008

proper-dog

To remove ones member mid coitus, wrap it in a hot towel to warm said member, then reinsert, resuming coitus.

Jo: " Mike gave me a proper-dog lastnight. It was sooooo steamy"

Anna: "WOW, mad props, Amazing!!"

by Seepha June 14, 2022

Proper still

A form of agreeing, liking, and or saying something is cool. commonly used by waste brown people.

person 1: i just got a pack of cigarettes.

person 2: thats proper still.

by odd wolf 123 June 11, 2011