Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.
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"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately
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"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately
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Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
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Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
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Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
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by zaea January 22, 2013
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The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
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