The Anal Pretzel

They call this one "Yoga in the Sac". It is gender fluid and it will rock your socks off if done correctly. Perform some nice leg stretches before executing this revolutionary sex position; don't wanna pull a hammy when you're on a one way ticket to Pound Town. One partner will stretch their legs behind their head to where their feet cross behind their skull, leaving them shaped like a pretzel and their bum open for whatever. The other partner then proceeds to take the dirt road home while their pretzeled partner just lies there and accepts.

"Natasha went into The Anal Pretzel last night and it was glorious."
"David couldn't sit for a week after he went into Anal Pretzel mode for his lover."

by BigRick2008 June 23, 2017

pretzel

When two people are always together, pratcially connected, always intertwined

Hey there's Mikey and Jayme and Brianna and Erika and hey look there is a pretzel!

by The Cougar December 18, 2005

pretzel

A person that can put his/her legs behinds their neck and start walking in it's ass. Only nerdy people can do it.

That guy is making the pretzel, he's gonna get bet up today...again

by favio14 April 14, 2006

Pretzel Girl

Invented in Pittsburgh in 2009, a new term which means that she appears that she belongs in a German Beerhall serving beer and pretzels.

Typically, a blonde girl who has big knockers.

Men will often use this term to fuck with the minds of hoes.

Guy #1: Dude, she looks like a pretzel girl

Guy #2: Yeah.

or....

Guy: Whhaaatttss up Pretzel Girl?

Girl: What did you just call me?

by CriticalMasssssss July 8, 2009

Pretzel

A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.

I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.

by JimboNoobo March 22, 2003

Pretzel

A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.

It appears that agent pretzel has failed his mission.

by jonzo the weasel July 17, 2006

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005