Pringled

When one person is penetrated by another's hand/fist, as if the person penetrating were "reaching for the last Pringle in the can."

Jacob got Pringled last night by Dave.
I am going to Pringle you tonight.

by Irish81 January 28, 2019

pringle

v. To twist, shrivel, or bend from a flat uniform discoid shape into something resembling a deformed potato chip.

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Am I seeing this right! Tell me you did not just pringle my bicycle wheel!

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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.

by gnostic3 February 4, 2019

Pringles

Completely fucking gay

You are Pringles

by NoobMaster43 May 20, 2019

Pringles 2.0

The revolution of pringles are here. Now with triple the salt!

Side effects:
Meme fever

Dysentery (1-5 days left to live on the oregon trail.)
Being voted out first in Survivor Saba.

Holy crap these pringles 2.0 lack salt fat and death. I'm still alive, is a statement that any good chip nowadays should not be said after eating them!

by DrChippy July 26, 2019

Pringle Buster

When you put a pringle on your face and have your girl BUST THAT SHIT

Jackson: “let me put that pringle right there on my face, perfect.”
Taylor: “and sitting on it in 3...2...1... PRINGLE BUSTER.”

by izzyizzy6969 August 13, 2019

Pringle

A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.

Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-

Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?

Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.

Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.

The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.

Johnny: Such pringles.

by EmotionalAnnie12 September 6, 2019

Pringled

Tingly pin pricks sensation of the extremities that happens, for example, after sleeping on your arm.

I woke up with my arm extremely pringled.

by Lykhant December 23, 2019