Libyan pool party

Shorthand for a potential fiasco in general that may happen in the future, although primarily aimed at fiascoes in foreign policy action. Usually something to keep an eye on so it doesn't escalate. Refers to the celebration by Libyan gunmen after they took an "American diplomatic compound", as mentioned on HBO's "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver".

"We'd better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Libyan pool party over there."

Libyan pool party by Lemley Z December 28, 2015

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool 

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.

*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool by NotCaptainSlow December 17, 2012

cool like a fool in a swimming pool 

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

cool like a fool in a swimming pool by Paaat February 13, 2010

shooting pool with a rope 

trying to have sex without an erection

I drank 16 beers and took her back to my place and it was like shooting pool with a rope.

shooting pool with a rope by brighton71 October 21, 2007

Playing pool with a piece of rope

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.

Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?

Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.

Playing pool with a piece of rope by Mikey R July 21, 2007

California Car Pool 

When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.

Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."

California Car Pool by David Turnbull January 9, 2009

barrymore pool party 

bar.ry.more po.ol par.ty \'ba:re-mor po-l pa'ti-*s\ aj. (descrp. fr. phrase) 1: a party, concert or any prevalent social assemblage which is particularly stimulating and exciting. In reference to Micheal Barrymore, an English bummer TV presenter at who's party a male prostitute was found dead in a swimming pool with several different objects up his arse. 2: see barrymore 3: see going off.

1: "Fuckin hell this party is wicked its going off like barrymore's pool party!"

barrymore pool party by jim December 24, 2004