Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"

by Goosepoo May 25, 2022

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless August 22, 2008

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Poodles

Poop. A steaming pile of turd.

Ugh, that burrito from lunch is killing me. I gotta go poodles.

by hammereli May 25, 2021

poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

Poodle scoot

Being naked and scooting your naked ass and gennies acrossed the ground

That dude lost a bet so i made him poodle scoot under the beer pong table.

by anonymous May 16, 2020

poodle dude

A person/thing who looks exactly like a poodle.

Barbara, why are you so obsessed with that poodle dude?
James is a weird poodle dude, don't you think?

by b1tc4xx_ May 23, 2022