polarbear

a rave name for the coolest person you will ever meet;
typically a tall, slightly overweight white person who is awesome in every way.

person 1: "hey do you know polarbear?"

person 2: "of course man, hes fuckin awesome!!!"

person 3: "your right person 2, i wish i was as cool as polarbear"

by polarbear1036 January 7, 2010

Cleve-pocalypse

1. The occurrence of the end of the world in Cleveland Ohio if LeBron James decides to leave after the 2009-2010 season.

2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.

Well, it looks like the Cleve-pocalypse is occurring, since LeBron is leaving for New York

Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.

by Cleveland Z October 29, 2009

Bajocas Pocas

It's when you rub your dick in shit, stick cactus needles into it, and then you rape an albino while wearing a necklace made of midget testicles and turkey dicks in front of your grandma. Then you fart and die. Also Jake the Snake is there.

After Dave got aids he totally bajocas pocased that bitch.

by Semen Steve January 4, 2011

Pocatello

A thriving mormon community in southeast Idaho, home to Idaho State University, a variety of crazy meth addicts, rich mormons, lots of Indians, and hip young college kids. Despite how it may look from the outside, Pocatello houses a growing hipster counter culture. From the ones who hang out at local coffee shops and cruise Pocatello's countless thrift stores (notably the Youth Ranch and the DI), to the ones who hop off at the train station and camp in the area during the summer, Pocatello's got all the witty artistic classiness you need. Most of these individuals are working on some sort of music or art degree at ISU while paying cheap rent for a trashy apartment and working a job that sounds cool but actually sucks. Hipsters like living in Pocatello because of the ironic clash that their growing presence has against the prominent LDS community. Pocatello has six coffee places, mostly locally owned, which is pretty cool. The only thing that sucks about them is that the only reason they're still open is because the hipster kids of Pocatello like to hang out in cool places no one has heard of. If you're deemed "cool" enough, you will be welcomed to the nightly college parties that occur over the summer, or perhaps asked on a date to an artsy community event. All the coolest people like to go to the small shows around town--from local acoustic music to even cooler sounding new music from Portland, most of which you wouldn't have heard of.

1.
Me: So you're from Pocatello. Do you go to ISU?

Hipster girl: Yes, I'm a photojournalism major. I used to be an Arts major but I changed my mind. I shoot photos for my friend's undiscovered acting agency in Boise.

Me: Wow that's super cool that you choose cool irregular paths of life. It really illuminates the ironic contrast of what kids our age normally do after high school.

2.
Boss: So are you a member?
Me: A member? ...of what?
Boss: (scoff) The Church!?!
Me: ...

3.
Me: So you're a member, right?
Hot Mormon Girl: Yeah of course! You?
Me: Um, not really...the missionaries invited me though.
Hot Mormon Girl: It was nice meeting you.

by aenema22 August 23, 2010

Polar Bear Mount

The white person's version of doggy style.

Sarah Palin likes the Polar Bear Mount

by K - Ave MBA January 16, 2009

Polanski Trap

A youtube video that might be fed bait for pedofiles

There was this video on youtube i saw by accident that was maybe borderline inappropriate, but I don't want to send it to you bc it might be a Polanski Trap

by kmvb May 12, 2010

Polar cap breaker

A shit of sufficient length it extends out of the bowl and over the edge of the toilet seat

Much to his friends dismay, Frank again shared the incredulous story about the time he shit not just a mere surface breaker, but a polar cap breaker no shorter than 16”.

by Molotovtommy February 11, 2020