a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. Usually with a black and white filter. Can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. Can be spelled "philosofeces."
jeff: I want to share some meaning with the world, but I don't want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"
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When a typical situation arises, nothing stops the philosofleek from culturally identifying it with an application of their many learned concepts (mostly Western). Thus, they set themselves radically apart from those non 'philosophes' (to use the French definition of course) around them.
From the perspective of some, they effectually secure a pretentious pedestal in the social ladder, typical of those deriving from the once intuitive, and now culturally reflective world of academia. To others, these people know something. Their knowledge of philosophy is a fleek to be reckoned with, while subconsciously belittling others.
When a typical situation arises, nothing stops the philosofleek from culturally identifying it with an application of their many learned concepts (mostly Western). Thus, they set themselves radically apart from those non 'philosophes' (to use the French definition of course) around them.
From the perspective of some, they effectually secure a pretentious pedestal in the social ladder, typical of those deriving from the once intuitive, and now culturally reflective world of academia. To others, these people know something. Their knowledge of philosophy is a fleek to be reckoned with, while subconsciously belittling others.
Some Student: Oiii mate, I tasted the most banging pasta, in Rome as well! Think I had a religious experience...
Another Student: Damn, 'religious experience' ay? That's soooo cool. What does that make you now, a 'philosofleek'?
Another Student: Damn, 'religious experience' ay? That's soooo cool. What does that make you now, a 'philosofleek'?
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When you just want to fuck a mouth.
When your dick couldnt be an deeper in her mouth
You feel philosophagus.
When you just want to fuck a mouth.
When your dick couldnt be an deeper in her mouth
You feel philosophagus.
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