piff

to "piff" is to run up behind someone, flick your wrist and in turn hit the person in the back of the head, then run away in a childish manner

haha you just got piffed

by dani g October 18, 2006

Piff

Girls can Queef and when the air is locked within the penis and released to make a whistle its a PIFF.

Holy shit what the fuck was that? is someone watching us? no i just piffed thats all. no one is whistling

by A-oogen February 8, 2010

piff

Ponyisland feed back forum
A forum used to leave feedback on ponyisland

The user had a bad PIFF so I didnt sell her anything.

by Poetrywave January 28, 2010

Piffle

To trifle with someone over an insignificant matter.

Jack: You know that a crocodile and an alligator are two different things?

Tony: Don't you piffle with me!

by wordsmeister November 18, 2014

seat piffer

Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.

I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.

by KrookedEye August 31, 2007

Proper Piff

A proper spliff,

Nigga that was a proper piff!

by iPiffU September 6, 2010

piff pit

When a large group of drinkers gather into a circle at a party, they start a countdown and all piff a beer, then throw the emty can into the middle of the circle.

Me an my bros were at this sick party, and we got everyone to join in our piff pit. It was fucking awsome.

by roachy roach October 9, 2011