Preventually

Similar to eventually.
When something happened sometime in the past, but you don't know when.

I know preventually she did it.

by G November 21, 2003

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.

You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.

by Flashwheat July 1, 2010

Pervertify

To make a perverted reference, make something more perverted than it actually is, or to act in a way that represents perverted nature.

Why did you have to pervertify that?

by Ifwecouldfly April 8, 2015

Pervert

A boy/girl that thinks WAY too dirty and he/ she can turn really anything into a dirty joke. Most people don’t want to be around him/ her but some find it to be funny so they do want to.

That person is such a pervert we need to run away!!

by imlonelypleasehelpmeimsad November 24, 2018

nine percenter

Someone who identifies with being racially white. Also known as a Niner. The nine percent being the number of white people estimated to be in the world

You sure about him./He looks a little on the dark side.
No sweat, he's a Niner. nine percenter

by Schlimm Jim April 24, 2016

bloom percent

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

by p3rcnt July 4, 2018