Persian

Straight Ballers, nothing less. Only race that can floss before they even show up at a party. Show Off's, Big Spenders

Are you persian? no. Well u want some persian in you? YES. works everytime with the ladies

by Millad December 9, 2003

persian

Persian in fact is more white and are the true arians jackass, only haters like u talk shit about stuff u dont know. Persians are hairy but not as hairy as most people think. I am persian/american and i was born in dallas texas around mostly whites or black and ive always been prowd of my race. the guy who posted his defintion before me , ( if u noticed) is a blatant homosexual hater and should come to dallas texas to get his ass beat the fuck up. 214 729 9318 or hit me up on yahoo my id is kmc187274, i got pics and i have Owned many white chicks asshole so fuck off just because us persians fuck and took ur white woman from u haters . lol the first definition of persians was probably the most correct def. of all these that ive seen posted. Persians are the most successful american minority. and we got money and cars and all that shit but u dont have to be ness. rich to have all this shit. U just gotta have hookups. Man i so feel like beating that guys ass who posted before me. fagget hater motherfucker. U sound like a complete jack ass. i would take u serious if u said that in a persians face... fagget pussy

Haters get there ass whipped . Ali G for life biatch!!!!1

by kmc187274 July 19, 2008

persian

A person of the great Aryan race.
Usually fair skinned but have dark hair.
There are many variations depending on what province they are from.
E.G people from Hormozgan province will most likely have olive skin and black hair. Whereas people from Ardabil will have fair skin and brown/black/blonde hair.

Eye colours are usually Brown or Blue. Green is uncommon.

Rich culture

by Juter December 18, 2003

Persian Fart

Notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. A consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular anal odors. Known as a "Persian" fart due to the fact that almost all Persian males produce this identical scent when releasing anal odor discharge. The odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.

John: "Dude, what is that smell? Jesus, it's horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move"
Sherwin: "Sorry, I just ripped a fattie."
John: "Ah, that is such a foul Persian Fart dude. I told you not to pinch one of those again."

by D-Stutter May 6, 2006

persian

A caucasian (racial type) ethnic group from the country of Iran(previously Persia, Pars) located in euro/asia in the sw asian region. Previously persians were zoroastrians until 632 arabs invaded persia and conqured the section that which is now Iraq. The persians got the Iranian side of the country back in 852 under the samanid dynasty. They forced islam and by the 15th century the rest of the 50% of the population was forced to be muslims. Persians or Aryans speak Farsi/Parsi although modern persian is about 20-30 loaned from arabic, french, turk and russian.

this is all the truth.

by khashayar April 12, 2005

Perschbacher Time

saying the time using radians of a circular clock, with 12 being 0.
therefore, instead of 3 o' clock, you will say pi/2

Martian: what time should we meet up tomorrow?
hippo: 9 o'clock
martian: you are so old school....i use perschbacher time.....so let's say 3pi/2
hippo: but i don't kno wht time tht is cause i'm too stupid to do math

by anonymous rag October 29, 2006

Persian

The delicate and delightful art of taking a shit and getting directly into the shower. This promotes the the maximum level of cleanliness and increases the enjoyment of taking shits exponentially.

The term derives from the fact that Persians have extremely hair ass-holes and it is well known that simply wiping after a shit will in no way clean the ass-hole to a reasonable level. Therefore they are forced to shower after their shits to ensure cleanliness.

Dude, just did a Persian, it was fucking orgasmic.

by Mr. Vice President July 9, 2011