Filthy Persian

A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval
I gave a girlfriend a filthy Persian after she had gotten her belly button pierced.
by DKRemedy February 06, 2021
Get the Filthy Persian mug.

Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.
AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!
by King of Valids June 14, 2022
Get the Persian Lardass mug.

Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.
by Agha cos kesh August 29, 2018
Get the Persian handjob mug.

persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob
As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022
Get the persian meal mug.

Horny persian

When the virgin Marga cock blocks you
Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!
by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021
Get the Horny persian mug.

Persian S’more

The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!
by TheReidShowSNAP December 04, 2020
Get the Persian S’more mug.

PERSIAN BANJO

PERSIAN BANJO Is when a nude male bends over and his FUN partner slaps his MANTOY from behind.
During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO
by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025
Get the PERSIAN BANJO mug.