A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females.
Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.
Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?
Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.
Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?
Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?
Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.
Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?
by SC_HICK_69 June 10, 2010
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Person 1: "Dude I just ate the most epic penaloaf"
Person 2: "You know that stuff is made out of elephant penis right?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, its the danks."
Person 2: "You know that stuff is made out of elephant penis right?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, its the danks."
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Melissa: You just got Peñad bitch
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Melissa: You just got Peñad bitch
by deeznutz_12 November 2, 2015
Get the Peñad mug.The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.
You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.
NB: Never try with a wasp.
You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.
NB: Never try with a wasp.
Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.
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Server: "May I take your order?"
Megan: "I'm not ready. Can you come back in 2 minutes?"
Server: "Of course. Take your time."
5 minutes later when everyone has been ready to order:
Dylan: "We're in the penalty box now. Is the server ever coming back?"
Megan: "I'm not ready. Can you come back in 2 minutes?"
Server: "Of course. Take your time."
5 minutes later when everyone has been ready to order:
Dylan: "We're in the penalty box now. Is the server ever coming back?"
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