pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.

"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.

by phuc yue December 8, 2007

Penile Paladin

A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.

FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.

by GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER April 1, 2010

Crystal Palace

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

by Flint Brigsbee May 6, 2007

Palace of Wisdom

A website originally created by a group of wrestling fans which has since grown into a multi-national group dedicated to Entertainment, Games, Toys, Wrestling, Tech and also has a Podcast network, ThePalaceOfWisdom.co.uk

Did you read that review on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'?

The latest podcast is available on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'

by TPOWUK June 9, 2016

Fuckingham Palace

1. a setting where one enjoys doing the dirty, knocking boots, bumping uglies, doing the nasty, bustin a nut, or just plain screwing

2. a place where the magic happens

The back of my Chevy Nova is my Fuckingham Palace.

by sugerfunk September 11, 2009

Parlay

Getting out of a sticky situation. Quoted from the first Pirates of the Caribbean, when Jack Sparrow is literally about to get his ass handed to him, but before he gets pwoned he quotes the pirate law of parlay, where if a pirate shouts this he and his party cannot be harmed.
this can be used in many situations today, such as not getting sacked from work, or splitting up with your girlfriend just to name a few.

Jenny - ' Johnny our relationship isn't working. I think we should see other people. let's spli..'

Johnny - ' PARLAYYYYY!!!!!!!'

Jenny - ' Dammit not again...'

by Chuck Norris's Grandson January 25, 2011

crystal palace

A crap club that plays in London.
Always at the bottom of the standings.

Crystal Palace REALLY SUCKS!!!!

by Jesus Rules! May 8, 2005