Parkersburg Poop Plug

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.

Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Parker

Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.

I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy

by Thethreesomegirl March 12, 2019

jordan parker

large penis and a bad ass mothafucka

Jordan parker is badd ass ,do what /

by hgvkviygv February 10, 2014

Trey Parker

Co-creator, with Matt Stone, of TV show "South Park." While he elicits fanatical support among fans, Parker's only talent is his ability to poke fun at Mexicans, blacks, Muslims, gays, and retarded people. Both Parker and Stone seems to suspiciously know a lot about gay people, as evidenced by the jokes on their program and movies, which is strange for a couple of straight guys. Many observers suspect that Parker and Stone are gay and in the closet, but this is unconfirmed.

Trey Parker is cool among racist teens and twenty-somethings because he encourages his dim-witted fans to laugh at people who are not white.

by racistssuck120 August 20, 2009

Parker

Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.

Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"

by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 19, 2010

parkerbarker

someone who has sex, withen their own family

Bill was just sent to a mental institution, because he parkerbarkered his sister.

by jacklacksack August 21, 2006

Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!

Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.

by Deety September 8, 2010