Paris Hilton

an ungrateful, ludicrous, disgusting, unnatractive, bored and sexually active member of the "Hilton" clan. One of the heirs of the Hilton hotel fortune.

Paris Hilton stole a copy of her sex tape from a street vendor claiming her young fans "came by there all the time".

by Olive May 13, 2005

paris hilton

often checked in and out of

"Have you checked into the Paris Hilton lately?"
"Who hasn't"

by LINDAR May 30, 2006

Parisian Soft-Sword

The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.

Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.

Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!

Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.

by Beringer2 September 25, 2010

Paris Hilton

Pure Evil Personified.

Do i really need to explain?

by Cheesebadger May 10, 2005

Paris Hilton

The Paris Hilton where the doors are always open to anyone to wants to enter. The Paris Hilton also includes a complimentary whoregisboard buffet. Also provides room service ~~ for free!!!

Cum one, Cum all!!!

by Pattie December 8, 2003

Paris Hilton

The act of video taping sex acts with someone using night vision

I finally conviced my bitch to tape us fucking, but it was so dark we had to Paris Hilton it.
"God damn she is ugly, thank god i paris hiltoned you fuckin her or we would have see her face"

by porcupine November 24, 2003

paris hilton

1.(noun) A worthless lump of bones.
2.(noun) A hotel heiress with many more available "amenities" than the hotel in Europe after which she was named.
3.(noun) A rich, ignorant fool.
4.(noun) A media parasite.
5.(noun) A hamper full of dirty underwear.
6.(verb) To whore yourself free of charge.

(n)Sorry, but I can't come out today because I have to wash my paris hiltons.

(v)Last night I think I drank too much and went paris hiltoning all over town.

by spectaculartoefunk December 22, 2004