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El Gato Paradox

When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term.
I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?

I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.

Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
by Sparky31 March 28, 2009
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paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.
William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.
by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010
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The Friendship Paradox

when you and your friends have this friend that thinks he's the shit and make the decisions for everyone while you and your guys prefer the other friend who thinks that he knows what he's talking about and thinks he gets it better than you. but later you realize that the second friend doesn't do anything except complain about everything while you other friend ends up appologizing and everyone changes there opinion
1. yo joe

2. ya, whats up?

1. dylan was a total asshole at first, until he appologized now he's better, and noah is being what dylan was before, a douchbag guido

2. wow, theres a word for that, it's called The Friendship Paradox

1. ya, i know. we should shun noah
by LARDO KAT777 May 9, 2010
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Israel paradox

It is the paradox that Israel was meant to be a safe haven for the Jews of the world. Now, conversely, Israel's actions are creating insecurity for Jews in many countries.
The Israeli army's actions provoked counter-demonstrations in many countries, from New York to Berlin and Istanbul. The Israel Paradox is at work again.
by ThePhysopher October 28, 2023
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paramore sunset

A paramore sunset is a type of hair style that was made popular by the lead singer of Paramore, Hayley Williams. It is a hair style where the top is blonde and when faded to the bottom is red/orange, or vice versa. Most likely seen on "scene" girl/guys and Kari from Myth Busters.
"That scene girl has a paramore sunset going on."
by alyssathecreep March 11, 2008
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Hair color paradox

When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.
"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."

"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
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Paramoring

Listening all day to Paramore's music
Tony: Hey Sarah, What are you up to?

Sarah: Paramoring!!!

Tony: Cool! ;)
by anotherurbanperson August 14, 2009
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