pando

Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!

Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!

by Rosie December 5, 2003

Father’s Day in a Pandemic

When the most important day of the year for millions of earthly fathers in pre-pandemic days is already low key or an almost a non-event, unlike Mother’s Day that looks more like a year long affair— Father’s Day has taken a back seat in human or family relationship during this coronavirus crisis, when eating or dining out is forbidden in many parts of the world that are experiencing their second, third, or fourth wave.

This year, ironically or sadly speaking, in a number of liberal countries, Father’s Day in a pandemic is being celebrated in homes where the child is looked after by two dads rather than one—it’s Fathers’ Day, or Father’s Day 2.0, that would test the moral or social fabric of Generation Y or Z in coming decades.

by MathPlus June 19, 2021

Pandora

A Pandora is a codename given to husky german men whose pastimes include shootin bare jews and listenin to david hasselhoff because he is german. Their favourite sentence to use is ''deine mutter liebe meine Hosenschlange'' which in other words means ''your mother likes my trouser snake'' because it is known fact that all Pandoras have huge ''Hosenschlange's''.

pandora

by Chris Peecock May 1, 2009

pandoras box

a shit stirring person who works in a pub and who tells lies about people to get them barred , but in the process looses lots of punters and the place goes to ruin , they put themself out of a job , and also loose their friend and employer his life savings and drive him into deep deepresion .

trouble maker, who shoots themself in the foot. like pressing the button for nuclear war , something once open will blow up in your face that is the meaning of pandoras box .

by locks heath renegade master October 24, 2010

pandamonium

law professors making completely ridiculous analogies, like dogs and cats living together in the streets

prof. knox responded, "will having to build your own driveway create pandamonium, like will dogs and cats be living together in the streets?"

by hiccamer December 14, 2008

pandemic

A term used by the lookouts to alert the drug dealing gangsters in the streets of Baltimore on the tv-show called "the Wire".

Pandemic! Pandemic! Pandemic!

by bodiebrodous December 26, 2007

pando

(n.) any event characterized by globally synchronized intentions, such as global meditation or prayer in which all of the participants are directing their intentions toward the same idea (e.g., gratitude, compassion, world peace)

(v.) to meditate, pray, or otherwise direct your intentions in a way that involves you in a globally synchronized moment

Pando 2018 is going to happen on October 1.

There's going to be a pando tonight; the New York site is Madison Square Garden.

by Euclid the Elder November 20, 2017