onesie

to masturbate, have sex with oneself, to commit onanism

...and I caught that bitch having a onesie in the middle of the tennis court.

by BabyA December 12, 2005

Oneshia

First girl; normally given to a couples first daughter

Meet our daughter, her name is Oneshia!

by MissSOB May 13, 2016

Warm Ones

The beer they drink in England.

Englishman: Lets go get a twelve-pack of warm ones for the party

by E fulmer March 14, 2004

onesimo

smart mexican who has a stupid brother.

i know an onesimo.
do u like his brother.
no he was stupid and couldnt do 2+2.

by Daiske April 17, 2007

rule of ones

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner

That six pack has been in your car all day. Don't you understand the rule of ones man? Don't drink that shit.

by dr o z January 11, 2005

Onesto

It means honest. No, seriously, it does.

And usually, people who are named Onesto aren't honest.

Jennifer: That guy really is an Onesto! He's so honest to me."

Jocelyn: What did he say?

Jennifer: He said he's never gotten a blowjob.

Jocelyn: But.. but I gave him one last week.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Evil Ones

A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes.

LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher"
Joey: "Get me outta here!"

by LD July 7, 2004