hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 February 24, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 08, 2003

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 07, 2012

No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.

J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.

by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018

spaceship on da roof

standing with an errected penis on the roof

i was a spaceship on da roof and it was super

by Spaceship on da roof August 09, 2023

baked through the roof

It like when you are supper high or fucked up

Yo Steve this shit got me baked through the roof

by Big poppa daddy26 February 16, 2016

Party on the roof

“Party on the roof” is when a girl only sucks the head on a man genitals.

Aye you hit shorty last night?

Naw. It was a party on the roof my nig.

by Loccedog October 24, 2022