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meet whitney

when someone says "meet whitney" it means they're going to shoot you with a gun
"you gon meet whitney tomorrow if you keep talking crazy"
"right, i'll be waiting"
by Chulie January 17, 2021
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Meeting Houdini

One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.

All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."
by C.Steamer March 4, 2013
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Hallelujah meeting

This is a meeting in where all the participants are praising the chairman and eachother and make positive remarks about the progress of a project and about the company they are working for. Participants use it to brown nose with their superiors.
John: Hi Bill, will you join us for lunch in half an hour?
Bill: I am sorry, I can't. i have to participate in a hallelujah meeting with managing director and a few other brown nosers.

John: Oh my God, you are such a brown noser....
by Sugardaddy October 11, 2013
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Street Meet

A real life encounter with a potential mate in which contact information is exchanged.
Elyssa decided to cancel her Tinder account. She didn't need it anymore after her "street meet" with a shirtless neighbor on Tuesday.
by McQ22Boston May 31, 2014
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Plymouth Meeting

An area just outside of Philadelphia where is absolutely nothing to do. But it's one of the safest places around, next to Lafayette Hill. Later curfue than Conshy, cause not as much shit goes down. Most drugs there are done by kids under the age of fourteen. The local mall is getting better, rather than the shit it was two years ago. The more popular school is PW. Pretty shitty, but it's alright if you stay away from the mice and cockroaches. Overall, an aight place.
"Yo, I'm going to Plymouth Meeting tonight." "But there's nothing to fucking to there."
by bloodymarie72 June 6, 2011
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Safety Meeting

A term referred to by people wishing to converge in a manner so that they can smoke and alter their perception of reality.
'Hey, CJ! Safety meeting!'
by the original dimwitter July 21, 2018
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truck meet

When a group of intelligent and friendly truck enthusiasts get together to chat and display their beautiful and amazing vehicles.
I'm headed to the annual truck meet to show off my fabulous ride and hang out with some excellent people while supporting local businesses.
by 0pt1mu5 Pr1m3 August 24, 2022
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