Twat Batter

The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.

“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”

“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”

“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”

“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”

by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

Baby Batter

Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.

Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".

"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.

by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017

Batter Chalice

n. (Scots) a Cum Dumpster

Your sister is an absolute Batter Chalice, Douglas

by Tominator July 6, 2022

Waffle Batter

The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.

Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.

by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015

the batter

1. that one motherfricker from off
2. flour

"the batter from off is dumb" - dedan, 2008

by fsdsdsffs June 18, 2022

Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.

"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."

by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014